Michael and Martellus Bennett roast NFL quarterbacks
They're back at it in a feature by ESPN's Mina Kimes, which follows the best friend/brothers in California and their stream of consciousness over three days. Asked to comment on some NFL players, here's a sample of what they offered.
Martellus: "The silver fox you never get to see but you hear about. You only get to take one photo, and you have to stay outside for a year just to get it."
Michael: "Worst quarterback in the NFL."
Martellus: "I'd be open and he'd throw into double coverage."
Martellus: "He's cool. He's like a normal white guy you see at the park trying to teach his kids how to play soccer and you know he can't really play soccer himself."
Michael: "Tom Cruise. I feel like Pete Carroll is like Benjamin Button. He doesn't want to get old. He's getting younger every year. What is going on?"
Martellus: "That's what money does."
These guys are good. Really, really good.
Osteen (L) and Carroll.