Nebraska has 23 five-star recruits, says Fake Bo Pelini

Published Feb. 5, 2014 3:15 p.m. ET

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Teddy Mitrosilis

Question: What would National Signing Day be without an update from Faux Pelini?

Answer: Woefully incomplete.

The last time we checked in with Fake Bo, he was providing expert analysis during Nebraska’s Gator Bowl win against Georgia on New Year’s Day.

Today, he’s explaining the intricacies of Nebraska’s player evaluation system.

Now, in the real world, the Cornhuskers have signed a solid class if not an exceptional one. They’re currently in the top 35 of the 247Sports class rankings, with six four-star recruits included in their overall haul.

In Faux Pelini’s world?

Nebraska has an unprecedented recruiting class that no other school in the history of college football can match.

So, yeah, maybe the math in that system is a little wonky. 

Six-star prospect? Interesting.

You can’t really blame Fake Bo if he’s not making much sense today. He’s a little excited about all these five-star kids who are coming to Lincoln.

Just look at how he’s spending his Wednesday:

Thanks for being consistently awesome, Faux Pelini.

Teddy Mitrosilis writes and edits college football for FOXSports.com. Follow him on Twitter and email him at tmitrosilis@gmail.com.

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