New York Mets

The 30 most absurd MLB fan tattoos

Published May. 12, 2016 4:00 p.m. ET

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It was the moment that stopped the internet: Bartolo Colon's amazing, spectacular, unspeakably awesome home run.

The fact that it took him longer to get around the bases than it did Nyquist to get around the track at the Kentucky Derby is irrelevant, this is a moment in time that we will all remember.

That's not just figurative, but literal, as we learned earlier this week that one Mets fan was forced to get a commemorative tattoo to honor the home run.

It left us wondering: What is the most absurd baseball tattoo ever?

Here is one representative for all 30 teams.

1. Boston Red Sox

@RedSox my Big Papi Tattoo If it's possible can i meet Papi I would like him to autograph my arm and tattoo it after pic.twitter.com/1hCP2P2Mfr
— Frank Ethier (@ethier_frank) March 30, 2016

2. New York Yankees

AWESOME @Yankees fan tattoo of all the #Yankee greats...and it's about 30* & windy at the stadium #MLB #tattoo pic.twitter.com/aLhxr2jhEK
— Matthew Stucko (@MatthewStucko) April 11, 2014

3. Baltimore Orioles

Ok so my good buddy from High School is feeling Baltimore love tonight. Fresh tat before the game. pic.twitter.com/QARuXjIt
— Jack Krabbe (@JackKrabbe) October 5, 2012

4. Tampa Bay Rays

In honor of #RaysOpeningDay, here is a color photo of my Tampa Bay Rays tattoo (Devil Rays colors). @RaysBaseball pic.twitter.com/q9LvsUgLms
— jack (@_backpain) April 2, 2013

5. Toronto Blue Jays

Cool Tattoo!
What do you think?@BlueJays #gojays #OurMoment pic.twitter.com/I9GjNem0Zr
— Louis(Goose)Gaudreau (@Goosetrucker) April 15, 2016

6. Cleveland Indians

Finally finished #cleveland #indians #browns #cavs #tattoo #hometown #osu #buckeyes pic.twitter.com/rn1uJct49M
— Kurt Blakeway (@KFacts247) March 31, 2014

7. Kansas City Royals

Random dude at the gym has the sickest #Royals tattoo I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/C3R5tkqst7
— Brock (@thebrockspencer) February 29, 2016

8. Minnesota Twins

In honor of the @Twins home opener today. #tattoo #MNTwins #homeopener #tattoo #cityskyline pic.twitter.com/RKxxmAsB5y
— Rusty Albrecht (@Rusty_Albrecht) April 7, 2014

9. Chicago White Sox

All done! Tattoo #3 1983 Chicago White Sox logo. Still showing support from Hawaii! @whitesox pic.twitter.com/zziAe3y3lh
— Nick (@nicmathat) August 29, 2015

10. Detroit Tigers

11. Texas Rangers

???? #Mavericks #DallasCowboys #TexasRangers #tattoo pic.twitter.com/DUa8oFmYpq
— Erick Hernandez (@Erick1hernandez) November 11, 2014

12. Los Angeles Angels

Healed picture of my newest tattoo @Angels #angelsbaseball #downforlife pic.twitter.com/ubOU6NDMxu
— Blake Walker (@blakelilavois1) June 20, 2014

13. Houston Astros

Astros hand tattoo !!! pic.twitter.com/2ul2QUihZT
— DeadRinger Tattoo (@DeadRingerTats) September 8, 2015

14. Oakland A's

@CSNCA#AsFanPhoto

Rooting for the A's in Seattle. REAL tattoo. REAL Fan. First tweet ever. OAKLAND FOREVER! pic.twitter.com/oh4Y7SddgU
— Monica Cortes Viharo (@MCVPHD) September 14, 2014

15. Seattle Mariners

The improvement to The @RealKingFelix tattoo is coming along! Added Brendan Ryan and a bit of #SafecoField @Mariners pic.twitter.com/oltbhGstvE
— вιg lo real ѕeaғence (@BigLo66) April 24, 2013

16. New York Mets

@ajos @roter @burger this is how much I love Roter. Got a Mets tattoo in PHX. #bromance pic.twitter.com/TrZWPjyXk9
— Bo Han (@bohan) January 31, 2015

17. Washington Nationals

You might be sad about the @Nationals, but at least you don’t have this tattoo:https://t.co/bZl2tjjl8j #Natitude pic.twitter.com/C5mSzSQFq5
— ClotureClub.com (@ClotureClub) October 1, 2015

18. Atlanta Braves

19. Miami Marlins

@Marlins Billy be on me for 4 years ago when I got my first tattoo like I said all night lets goo Marlins baby pic.twitter.com/h6DcUrAiX1
— Daniel Perez (@Bigdprz25Perez) April 8, 2016

20. Philadelphia Phillies

#pa #fan #tattoo done by @rafytattoo in #langhorne #Phillies #Eagles #flyers #logos #love #city #Philadelphia #philly pic.twitter.com/1JDjGc2ekW
— Blue Velvet Tattoo (@bluevelvet_tat) January 30, 2015

21. Chicago Cubs

Will this guy finish his tattoo this year? @falatoradio @artiequitter @Cubs @MLB #OpeningDay #ChicagoCubs pic.twitter.com/NY7AorheXm
— just some random guy (@ArtiePodcast) April 5, 2015

22. Cincinnati Reds

23. St. Louis Cardinals

24. Pittsburgh Pirates

25. Milwaukee Brewers

26. Los Angeles Dodgers

27. San Francisco Giants

28. Colorado Rockies

My tattoo!! Loyal fan! #toyotatalk @ROOTSPORTS_RM @Rockies pic.twitter.com/gDPy39F5Fx
— Angela (@rockiesgirl17) April 18, 2015

29. San Diego Padres

I got a new Padres tattoo https://t.co/eDcAXLSMpQ - commitment to 2 great causes from @TheThinGwynn via @gaslampball pic.twitter.com/FiSR6BJuAK
— Dave Rice (@DaveRiceSD) February 29, 2016

30. Arizona Diamondbacks