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'Shirt' worn by J.R. Smith at Cavs parade now for sale

Published Nov. 15, 2016 3:13 p.m. ET

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Dan Carson

Its been a month and half since the Cleveland Cavaliers championship parade that saw almost half the team pop the top and go shirtless in downtown Cleveland.

The leader in this charge, of course, was J.R. Smith, who may or may not have gone 36 straight hours without a shirt after Cleveland's Game 7 win at Oracle Arena.

A flood of shirtless J.R. memes and paraphernalia followed his topless parade spree, and I figured the wave of absurdity had crested for good with Smith's tattooed torso being turned into a t-shirt.

But I might've been wrong.

Because now, thanks to the good folks at Neverabilia, you can buy the "shirt" that graced the body of the Cavaliers shooting guard/man-shaped Hennessy reservoir.

Made out of "78.09 percent nitrogen, 20.95 percent oxygen, and trace amounts of 'that pipe,'" the J.R. commemorative parade is one-of-kind piece of sports history that will bring together any man cave, boardroom or nursery.

You just can't get this anywhere else, guys.

Dan is on Twitter. His is going over the mantle, next to his 'Crying Man' pastel on canvas.

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