This Draymond Green kicking ad was either poorly or perfectly timed
Draymond Green has kicked too many people this month. Granted, any number of people is generally too probably too many kicked people in a 30-day span. But I digress.
So yes, Green has been doing his thing, brandishing his right leg in repeated high-swinging Falcon kicks against various members of the Oklahoma City Thunder.
The first kick crumpled Steven Adams' Cadbury's.
The second grazed Russell Westbrook's chin.
Missed this one Dray Liu Kang'd him good godhttps://t.co/FMyYmnqeq7
— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) May 27, 2016
Now, we have Green's first victim-less leg whip in recent memory: a picture of the Warriors forward executing for a high kick in a Memorial Day ad ran by Nike on Friday.
SB Nation's Whitney Medworth tweeted the ad. Green's Chun-Li cosplay is clearly an ingrained act.
Draymond is even kicking that leg up in Nike email ads pic.twitter.com/ONTT4Irosu
— whitney (@its_whitney) May 27, 2016
I can't tell if this the worst or most perfect picture Nike could've ran this weekend. Green's skated on one suspension already this postseason for this exact kicking motion, and knowing the kind of people who are in charge of these mailers, I can't rule out this being a subtle in-office joke.
In anye safe and keep your head on a swivel out there, guys. One lax moment and Draymond's size-15 Hyperdunk will pulp your nethers into pico de gallo.
Dan is on Twitter. He's always protecting the McNuggets.
