Cam Newton Is Ready To Party With Dick Tracy At The Kentucky Derby
The Panthers beat the Cardinals earlier this afternoon by a score of 30-20, surprisingly causing MVP quarterback Cam Newton to channel a brooding — though exceedingly colorful — Undertaker before finally lifting his head up to a room full of stunned, and mostly flatlined reporters.
Cam Newton has entered the press conference
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— Carolina Panthers (@Panthers) October 30, 2016
As you can see, Cam was very much in character. In fact, deeeeeeep into character.
Oh, and it’s apparently Valentine’s Day. And it’s also the Kentucky Derby. At The Joker’s house. The day before Halloween.
But of course!
Wow, oh wow, does the NFL, and the world for that matter, need Cam Newton.
Panthers quarterback Cam Newton is styling in pink today. https://t.co/PucNzmesOf pic.twitter.com/4aSGKdX5Gl
— David Newton (@DNewtonespn) October 30, 2016
In all seriousness, how is there not an exotic bird proudly sitting on Cam’s left shoulder, scowling at reporters while the tactful fashion icon collects himself for the proper answer? It’s almost like he’s making room for his own personal, press-thwarting bird. Or he’s simply making sure there’s enough room for a record number of photoshops to come pouring in. Always remember, this man knows exactly what he’s doing.
So hang tight, as some beautiful internet art will no doubt be surfacing within the next 11 minutes.
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