Top 7 Quotes from Luke Rockhold's Millionaire Matchmaker Episode
UFC middleweight contender Luke Rockhold's guest appearance on Bravo's Millionaire Matchmaker last week had all the elements you'd expect from a reality TV dating show featuring a celebrity pushed to take part for PR reasons - feigned interest in finding true love, hooking up, wanton disrespect for women (and women kind of liking it, or at least allowing it for broadcast purposes) and fantastically cliched quotes. Really, it is the hilarious collection of quotes from the show that tell the story of Rockhold's episode, so that's how we'll summarize it for you.
In rough spoken order, but without context or attribution (because it's much funnier that way), we present to you the best quotes of Luke Rockhold's Millionaire Matchmaker episode. To watch the entire episode, check the video above out and thank/curse us later.
"I was actually just there to mix cocktails, and there was just great chemistry."
"She wasn't scared of the throttle."
"I'm definitely going to take this to the next level, and see where this goes."
"His package was close to my face, but he smelled really good."
"Do you swallow or spit, girl?"
"He's, like, totally a dog."
"You might be a world champion at fighting, but I will knock you the [expletive] out because I'm a world champion at love."
And with that last one, Luke Rockhold was kicked out of Patty Stanger's Millionaire Matchmaker club, and told he could never return. As the closing credits read, "Luke continues to win in the ring, if not at love."
Awwww. Poor Luke.
Or, not. We're pretty sure that he hooked up with every woman involved with that episode, and their sisters.
And, possibly, their mothers as well.
Luke Rockhold next fights April 18 against Lyoto Machida in Newark.
