How you doing, Columbus?
Good? That's great!
Unfortunately, we have some very bad news. This is going to be your soccer team's new kit this season:
#ForColumbus pic.twitter.com/5bWGEQBJ5N
— Columbus Crew SC (@ColumbusCrewSC) February 10, 2016
What an abomination. Just brutal. How do you explain this?
"Inspired by the Columbus City Flag, the For Columbus kit creates a powerful and bold connection between the Club and the City," the club's official press release reads.
Bold? Absolutely. Powerful? The only thing powerful about it has been the decisively negative reaction on Twitter:
Ever thought to yourself “I wonder what a jersey would look like if you fell into the urinal in a mens bathroom” pic.twitter.com/vR3ubHOouc
— Trevor Hayward (@HeyHayward) February 10, 2016
Yellow snow is a staple in Columbus. Clearly, the designers wanted to honor that. https://t.co/bAPyUVYvki
— Church of Soccer (@churchofsoccer) February 10, 2016
#CrewSC new kit. #MLS pic.twitter.com/BrZ9qL1sYX
— STEW ⭐ (@ItsMeStewy) February 10, 2016
The new Columbus Crew kits, it's like I vomited in my mouth a little and it came out in kit form. pic.twitter.com/GitApPeoCt
— Blog Smith (@BlogFuryFC) February 10, 2016
You know it's bad when the best thing people had to say about it was that the players now look like Minions.
