Dimitri Payet is so good at free kicks that he doesn't even practice them anymore
Imagine being Dimitri Payet - you're so good at free kicks that any foul within 30 yards is a chance to score.
Moreover, when you hit a free kick, you're running away to celebrate before it even goes in because you know you're that good.
Basically, being Payet is awesome. And a great way to feel superior to all other beings. But it gets better - PAYET DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO PRACTICE FREE KICKS ANYMORE.
"I worked very hard on taking them earlier in the season up until the Bournemouth game when I scored," Payet told The Standard. "Since that game, I have not been practicing as I have been happy with the way I am hitting the ball so I am carrying on with that technique and now I just take a few before each game when I am warming up."
That is spectacularly arrogant. And it's beautiful. Almost as beautiful as this.
"Perfection from Payet!" West Ham's ace sends an inch-perfect free kick past David De Gea. #FACUPonFOX https://t.co/Yxvr4glNE0
— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) March 13, 2016
And this.
MUST-WATCH: Dimitri Payet bends in an absolute stunner! #WHUFC #BPLonNBC https://t.co/XGis2oxEUE
— NBC Sports Soccer (@NBCSportsSoccer) April 2, 2016
