What Scott Brown Said to Joey Barton at the Old Firm, maybe
This list is totally not fabricated at all and it’s totally possible that I heard all of it.
Scott Brown and Joey Barton had words with each other at today’s Old Firm match between Celtic FC and Rangers Part Two: Electric Boogaloo. We here at The Celtic Bhoys have the exclusive transcript of some of what Brown said.
— Celtic will not be validating your parking, Joseph. I’m sure your club will be able to reimburse you.
— I’d rather be bald than have hair like that. How is Mister Mister, anyway? Are you guys planning a reunion?
— Ceterum censeo Ibrox esse delendam.
— How was competing in the Premier League? Other than Scotland, I’ve only played in the Champions League.
— The reason you got the job at Rangers is that I put out a voodoo hex on you.
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— Tough luck on that header, mate. My gran can jump higher than you, and she’s dead.
— Please try not to nick too many souvenirs from the dressing room after today.
— I’m gonna save a copy of all your Twitter mentions today before you delete your account.
— Don’t look at me, look at Dembele. That’s your problem right there, man. Pay attention.
— Anyway, as I was saying, the best way to prepare pork in a slow cooker is to use soda. It doesn’t have to be Dr. Pepper, it can be Mountain Dew, Irn-Bru, anything. You mostly want the sugar, not the other flavors.
‚— I don’t care what everyone says about you, Joseph; you seem like a good guy.
— When your paycheck bounces later this year, let me know. I know a guy who can get you a job in China. Not in football, mind you.
— You’re looking at me again. That’s why Moussa has a hat trick.
‚— I didn’t get the first red card of this match. Bloody hell, I had £50 riding on me.
— I respect Diouf more than I respect you.
If you or anyone you know feels the need to confirm this report with Scott Brown or Joey Barton, I kindly ask that you don’t.
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